Monday 24 September 2018

Wednesday 12 September 2018

R2 the clever clean little cat



R2 the clever clean little cat



Hi my name is R2 and I’m a cat my owner is kim. I like to play with my
toys and annoy the dog - ha it is so funny when he gets winded up.
I also like to collect rubbish from the local school and I bet you’re
wondering why I collect rubbish because you're probably an
alien - please be a alien.
Well have you ever seen the news. All the plastic in the ocean
and don't get me started about global warming. You know I'm just
trying to stop the world from imploding and these kids just keep
dropping rubbish wherever they like. It is pathetic. Do they want
the planet to explode or something?
You know my favourite days to collect rubbish are Saturday and
Sunday. You know why they are my favourite days to collect rubbish?
Well it’s because there are no annoying kids there to run after me and
make more rubbish for me to clean up!

My favourite type of rubbish to clean up are these ice block wrappers
that the annoying kids drop on the ground and in between the seats.
They have this juicy kind of stuff on them it tastes soooo good.
But then there are these salt and vinegar chips that are so gross.
If they were a human they would be almost as bad as those kids
trying to make the would explode!!!!.